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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Walker Doesn’t Think So Good, Hypothetically

Ladies and gentlemen, we would just like to apologize for all the times we’ve suggested that Walker isn’t very bright, because we finally understand where he’s coming from. It’s not that he’s too stupid to answer questions like whether evolution is real science, or where gays come from. It’s that he simply does not choose to answer questions that have no bearing on his immediate reality, because really, what’s the point? It’s a crazy ol’ world out there, and if you go saying that you believe a thing is “true” or “untrue,” or that we should do a thing, or not do it, then you are moving away from reality as it stands right now, and that is a metaphysical ball of wax that Scott Walker is simply not going to get his fingers all waxy with. More

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