by Curtis F
There
are all types of statistics that could lead one to believe that
liberals are smarter than conservatives. These include the fact that
“Blue States” have
higher graduation rates than “Red States” and the fact that most people who seek higher education have
liberal ideologies.
But in reality, these numbers provide circumstantial proof at best.
We need something more. Something that fully delves into the minds of
conservatives and liberals to see just what’s going on. Though the
right-wingers out there might not want you to know it, studies that do
just that already exist.
Conservatism, Racism and Low IQ
“Bright Minds and Dark Attitudes” is a
study
performed by researchers at Brock University, and it caused quite the
commotion when its results were released. The researchers found that
having lower general intelligence in childhood could predict
conservative and racist ideas as an adult. That’s right: having a low IQ
score makes you more likely to vote conservative… and be a racist.
Now this isn’t to say that all Republicans are stupid. On the
contrary: I fully believe that rich Republicans are some of the smartest
people in the world. They literally trick poor Republicans into
thinking it’s the big bad government’s fault that they’re poor, and in
doing so, they make these people vote against their own best interests.
Even though being conservative doesn’t make you stupid, there’s no
doubt that being stupid makes you more likely to be conservative.
Fox News Makes You Less Informed
It’s not like we really needed a study to tell us this, but the
survey
“What You Know Depends on What You Watch,” undertaken by Fairleigh
Dickinson University, found that watching Fox News results in knowing
less about the world. Researchers asked 1,185 respondents which news
shows they consumed and then asked general questions about newsworthy
events.
Five questions were asked, and those who watch Fox News exclusively
got 1.04 correct, on average. Individuals watching MSNBC, on the other
hand, got 1.26. NPR listeners? They got an impressive 1.51. The Daily
Show? Surely a “fake news” program couldn’t make you more informed than
“the most watched cable news channel in America.”
Yep, as it turns out, The Daily Show viewers scored 1.42 on average.
The best thing about this study, though? It asked questions to people
who watch no news at all, and those individuals scored 1.22 on average.
That’s right: Fox News makes you less informed than watching no news at
all.
Let that sink in.
Low Effort Thought Leads to Conservatism
We live in a complex world, and understanding this world requires
complex thought. It would be easy to look at conservatives who think
that all Muslims are terrorists or all Mexicans should “go home” and say
that they’re engaged in simplistic thought. Instead of making that
assumption ourselves, though, let’s look towards science.
Researchers over at the University of Arkansas released their
study [
link opens PDF]
“Low-Effort Thought Promotes Political Conservatism,” and things
started to make sense. They performed four different studies, all of
which reduced subjects’ ability to use “effortful, deliberate thought,”
and they found that situations causing low-effort thought resulted in
more conservative beliefs.
Heck, one of the studies found that, as an individual becomes more
intoxicated on alcohol, their conservative beliefs increase. Which makes
perfect sense, because if you ever saw me vote for Sarah Palin, you can
rest assured that I’m drunk.
Scratch that. It’s a catch-22. The amount of alcohol it would require for me to vote for Palin would literally kill me.
Literally.
Homophobia Linked to Low Abstract Reasoning Skills
Let’s get this out of the way first: Yes, there are “liberals” out
there who are homophobic. That being said, homophobia is a largely
conservative disease. It’s conservatives who usually hold homophobic
attitudes and
fight against marriage equality. With that being said, let’s look at abstract reasoning skills.
A researcher out of Kent State University undertook a
study
he would eventually title “Abstract Reasoning as a Predictor of
Attitudes Toward Gay Men.” What he found was no big surprise. Those who
have lower abstract reasoning skills experience higher levels of
anti-gay prejudice.
When they looked at other predictors of anti-gay prejudice, they
found that right-wing authoritarian ideas were most strongly related to
this prejudice. So lacking abstract reasoning and being a right-wing nut
job increases your prejudice against gays. Like we couldn’t have
figured that out on our own.
It’s All In The Brain, Baby
Some of the aforementioned studies show us that being dumb makes you
more likely to be conservative, and unfortunately, watching conservative
channels like Fox News can make you even more dumb. Of course,
conservatives will likely attack these studies and say that they’re
biased.
Unfortunately for them, the
study
“Political Orientations Are Correlated with Brain Structure in Young
Adults” was released. The researchers in this study performed MRI scans
on participants. Just so you know, there’s no way to insert liberal bias
into an MRI scan.
What they found was that “
conservative students had a larger amygdala than liberals.”
Conversely, the anterior cingulate cortex of liberals students had more
gray matter than their conservative counterparts. Here’s why that’s
important:
“The amygdala is… active during states of fear
and anxiety. […] The anterior cingulate cortex [is] a region of the
brain that helps people cope with complexity.”
And the best part? This is biological. There’s no arguing the point.
Liberals’ brains are biologically more able to handle complex thought,
and conservatives base their beliefs on fear. This study isn’t hard to
believe when one considers the fear conservatives showcase for
immigrants, Muslims, minorities and any of the other million things
they’re bigoted towards. Hence the success of the 24-7 fear cycle of Fox
News.
These are peer-reviewed studies, by scientists who cumulatively have
more degrees than I’ve got houses in my neighborhood. Conservatives can
try to say they’re biased all they want, but as we know from their
beliefs on climate change, they don’t subscribe much to the area of
science.
Conservatives are dumb… it’s a scientific fact.