If you listen to the anti-gay rhetoric coming from the GOP, you
realize just how desperately hateful and stupid these people are…
Michele Bachmann
has assured us
that the Rapture is imminent, and that “we in our lifetimes potentially
could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the Rapture of the
church.”
Thanks, Obama.
But until our Evangelical neighbors start drifting
skyward and getting in the way of Amazon’s delivery drones and drive CNN
to distraction, we have to continue to deal with our mundane reality.
Like so-called Religious Freedom legislation. And the people we wish
would float away (seriously, Michele, nobody wants the Rapture more
than we do), like Virginia Delegate Bob Marshall, author of one of those
repressive RFRAs.
And let’s face it: honesty made the Ten Commandments
and sexual morals did not. So which is more important? Thou shallt not
diddle or thou shallt not bear false witness?
So we find Bob Marshall lying like a rug about his
legislation and other recent RFRAs, like Indiana’s, which he claims is
identical to Virginia’s current 2007 law – which is based on the federal
Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993 – even though it is not.
Marshall is angry that Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe
published a letter
in the Indianapolis Star inviting businesses to relocate to Virginia.
You’d think he’d be happy McAuliffe is drumming up business for his
state, but Marshall takes it as an insult to heterosexuals.
Gov. McAuliffe wrote,
In light of that
responsibility and recent events in Indiana, I would like to welcome you
to take advantage of Virginia’s open, inclusive and thriving business
environment.
In Virginia, we do not discriminate against our
friends and neighbors, particularly those who are supporting local
businesses and generating economic activity.
According to Marshall,
When you actually look
at the rhetoric, that you need these laws to hire the best and the
brightest, that kind of like is a sweeping statement that says that
heterosexuals cannot be the best and the brightest.
No. I think it’s saying that bigots cannot be the best and the brightest.
And to prove my point, Marshall says that the LGBT community isn’t being discriminated against anyway:
My question is, what
possible rights can a person who has this inclination have that you
don’t have right now? I mean, homosexuals go to public schools, they can
go to colleges, they vote, they drive cars, they have businesses, they
go to country clubs. I don’t know what else is needed.
You don’t get to enjoy the kingdom of God when
you’re a big fat liar, do you? Maybe Bachmann is right to get all worked
up. It seems strange that she would blame Obama for what is, after all,
supposed to be a good thing.
Maybe she agrees with Harlem pastor James David Manning
who likes to rant about
“Obama’s homo-demons,” and the coming “homosexual Armageddon!” Manning
says “The sodomites are the most vicious, demonic, vile people,” even
though he and his Evangelical friends are the ones acting like ***hats.
There is something seriously messed up about people
like this, and what is disturbing is that these attitudes cut across all
segments of the right wing, from top down and from bottom up. Hate
permeates the Republican Party.
“I would like them to think, just for a moment,
about ‘LGBT. The ‘B’ stand for bisexual! That’s orgies! Are you really
going to support this?”
Does he sound a bit breathless and excited to you, too?
These people are not only backing some of the crazy
laws passed by Republican legislatures, but they’re the ones responsible
for them being written in the first place.
Even while the Republicans are giving our money to corporations hand over fist, Liberty Counsel’s Matt Staver
is claiming
“studies estimate” that “homosexuality” is costing the federal
government tens of billions of dollars (heterosexuals don’t cost a
penny, apparently).
It is a well-known fact that stupid people don’t
realize they are stupid. As Plato said, you have to be wise to know how
much you don’t know. And there is not a drop of wisdom to be found in
the Republican Party, which is living proof that room temperature IQs go
hand in hand with bigotry.
I personally suspect that all these men have very
small penises too as a driving force of their insecurities, though I
have no interest in proving it (and by Republican standards, at any
rate, should not have to). I can’t exclude Michele Bachmann and her wife Marcus from this either, for the same reasons.
I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’.