Dear Republicans, Could You Please Stop Crying And Do Your Jobs For Five Minutes?
With all of the drunk-quitting and SEX SCANDALS and absolute
all-out civil war DRAMA in the Republican cabal, and grown-ass men
crying (literally, CRYING!) because the nihilist wing of the party is so
mean, you probably forgot there’s this small matter of keeping America,
you know, open: In a letter to Boehner, Treasury
Secretary Jacob J. Lew warned on Thursday that the government could run
out of enough money to pay its obligations by Nov. 3 instead of Nov. 5,