No Matter How Far Over The Edge Texas Republicans Go, Teabagger Agitators Shriek It’s Not Far Enough

The Texas legislature has passed extensive wingnut legislation. Yet, teabagger agitators still shriek that they are not wingnut enough.…

As the Texas legislative session comes to an end, the bills that have passed are peppered heavily with teabagger delusions. Yet, teabagger agitators howl that the Texas legislature is still not wingnut enough. Lawmakers that have spent the entire legislative session pandering to lunatic fringe wingnut extremists, may soon recognize that there is no placating teabaggers.

For example, the Texas legislature passed a 25 percent property tax cut and a 25 percent business franchise tax cut, but wingnut agitators are disappointed that they did not cut property taxes further, and abolish the business franchise tax altogether.

Republicans boosted “border security” funding to record levels, but anti-immigrant teabagger loons are upset that the legislature did not also repeal the Texas DREAM Act and ban sanctuary cities.

The Texas Senate also passed legislation allowing the open carry of handguns in the Lone Star State, but that was not enough to impress Texas teabagger goons who still give the decidedly wingnut Texas Senate and House low marks for not being wingnut enough.

For example, JoAnn Fleming, the Executive Director for “Grassroots America: We The People”, a teabagger umbrella cabal, graded the Texas legislature poorly, stating:

I’d give the Senate a C, and the House a failing grade. Overall, the Legislature would get a D in my classroom.

Teabagger lunaticss view legislative compromise as selling out. Consequently, many Texas Republicans fear primary challenges from idiots running to their right. This creates a vicious spiral where Republicans pass wingnut legislation to appease teabagger troglodytes, only to find that such legislation only emboldens teabagger insane extremists to demand even more.

In 2016, Democrats and Independents must turn out in full force to counteract the voting power of the Republican Cabal’s teabagger albatross. If they fail to do so, the Texas legislature will continue to move further and further over the edge. Yet, no matter how far off the edge they govern, the teabaggers will try to push them even further off the fringe.